Another workday, another moment in which I embarass myself by laughing outloud at hilarious shit I read online.
This comment's in response to a Gawker article about some Greek dude that offers women coke as a pickup line in the Beatriz lounge.
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bringmemyTofu at 01:40 PM on 08/27/08
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At my local hang out, Subway, I always suggest to the ladies that they would enjoy a toasted 6 inch. Then I pull out my penis, which was severely burned in a firworks accident, and smile seductively.
OMG. These people are too funny.