Dear Brooklyn:
Thank you for ruining all sense of decency I may (or may not) have had.
Jesus Christ we're some serious fuckheads.
And my co-workers think I'm crazy because I keep picturing hilarious moments from yesterday and busting out laughing.
Started out innocent enough but just turned into mayhem.
"Oh look we've dressed all crazy! Look how much fun we're having!"
"This is gonna be soo much fun!"
"OK! Better strech those muscles out!"
First bar: "Wow I'm thirsty!" **chug chug chug***
Second bar: "Oh man! Exercise is fun!"
Third bar (slurring): SHIT!...this is soooo much fun!! We gotta do this every week!
Fourth bar **hiccup**: aren't we seeeeexxxxyyyyyy.....
Fifth bar:
Alex (leopard print pants): "Jesus Tony you look like you're wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life"
Tony (blue hotpants): **sulking over his beer** "Oh man....I used to go to church. My parents would be so disappointed with me!"
We all laugh.
2 minutes later we're playing beer pong, except instead of a ball we used ice and instead of cups we used his asscrack.
God Bless America
Finally stumble to the pool and by that time we are goooonnnneeee.
"Rock and roll!"
Oh sweet Jesus we have no shame.
I never wanna leave.
Jesus Christ we're some serious fuckheads.
And my co-workers think I'm crazy because I keep picturing hilarious moments from yesterday and busting out laughing.
Started out innocent enough but just turned into mayhem.
"Oh look we've dressed all crazy! Look how much fun we're having!"
"This is gonna be soo much fun!"
"OK! Better strech those muscles out!"
First bar: "Wow I'm thirsty!" **chug chug chug***
Second bar: "Oh man! Exercise is fun!"
Third bar (slurring): SHIT!...this is soooo much fun!! We gotta do this every week!
Fourth bar **hiccup**: aren't we seeeeexxxxyyyyyy.....
Fifth bar:
Alex (leopard print pants): "Jesus Tony you look like you're wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life"
Tony (blue hotpants): **sulking over his beer** "Oh man....I used to go to church. My parents would be so disappointed with me!"
We all laugh.
2 minutes later we're playing beer pong, except instead of a ball we used ice and instead of cups we used his asscrack.
God Bless America
Finally stumble to the pool and by that time we are goooonnnneeee.
"Rock and roll!"
Oh sweet Jesus we have no shame.
I never wanna leave.