3 things
Dear Job:
I love you dearly. So please, allow me to say this in all due sweetness. Farmed Atlantic Salmon is not Fresh Alaskan Salmon. Please stop breaking my heart every time you try to get us to pass it off as is.
(Also: Coffee maker is broken. I didn't touch it. I swear by all that's holy. I blame backroom zombies.)
If anyone wants some, I have waaay too much shrimp from this weekend's epic "Break the Boat In and Go Fishing For 3 Days" Adventure. I never thought I'd be willing to eat Arbys over fresh shrimp.
My neighbor has a black thumb. And by that I think they killed my basil plant. I'm not sure how given that it was three days, and they didn't have to do anything but not let the people across the street's eaglebait dog pee on it.
I love you dearly. So please, allow me to say this in all due sweetness. Farmed Atlantic Salmon is not Fresh Alaskan Salmon. Please stop breaking my heart every time you try to get us to pass it off as is.
(Also: Coffee maker is broken. I didn't touch it. I swear by all that's holy. I blame backroom zombies.)
If anyone wants some, I have waaay too much shrimp from this weekend's epic "Break the Boat In and Go Fishing For 3 Days" Adventure. I never thought I'd be willing to eat Arbys over fresh shrimp.
My neighbor has a black thumb. And by that I think they killed my basil plant. I'm not sure how given that it was three days, and they didn't have to do anything but not let the people across the street's eaglebait dog pee on it.