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Blahhh, I am hung the fuuuuuck ova! Had a big dance party last night, so much fun, yep! fun fun fun! Ben and I got mega wasted and danced all night. Whenever Ben gets wasted he busts out the liquid dancing, which I think is pretty cool, so what do I do? I attempt to bust it out as well, buuut I suck at it....a lot....Ben thinks its funnier than hell. Im out there trying my little heart out. Pretty much made an ass outta myself, but oh well, when Im wasted I have a great time dancin. So yeah...we partied it up, had a great time. Then we had a scary ride home, stephen and mac racing the whole way home, going 90 mph in a 25, I screamed the whole way. Then we got home to find that a bear tore the shit out of our dumpster, garbage everywhere! I was scared I wouldnt even get outta the car. There is claw marks down the lid of the dumpster now. YIPES! LOL scardy-pants Ben wouldnt go outside so he smoked his virginia slims in the bathroom, what a drag queen. So then Ben and I watched all of our favorite movies and quoted every line. Stephen and mac were annoyed, so they sucked face on the couch, cute. Then I went to bed all depressed and cried about something that I really need to get over. Good night though. This morning we made sausage egg McMuffins, mmmm! Now, 3 hours later the house still reaks of burnt sausage. Seriously need to sober up cuz I have to go to work soon, gonna be a rough night I have a feeling.

I am pleased to announce that Fluffy has been returned to us safe and sound, and in a clean bowl! I found him late one night on our porch with a nasty letter in the door explaining that me and Ben are shitheads for not fulfilling the ransom note. Its nice to have Fluffy back, I missed that bitch. We are going to throw a welcome back party for him, and you are all invited.