Fluffy is on the back of a milk carton!!
Worst news ever! FLUFFY HAS BEEN KIDNAPPED!!! Fluffy, our cute little pet fish was stolen out of our house last night, fish food and all! A nasty ransom note was left where his fishbowl used to be. It says he was abducted because his bowl was dirty, and that I have to get two new glow sticks, a techno cd, and a new fish tank to get him back. Glow sticks and a techno CD!!! WTF!?!?! ANNND if I get the police involved, fluffy goes down the toilet! So, we know that this is a gay hate crime, committed within our group of friends. But who? I'm sad :( Ben and I miss fluffy. Poor little guy, I bet he's all alone and scared. WHO TOOK MY FLUFFY!?!?! I WANT HIM BACK!