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Okay so there was this big drag show last night. Drag shows are the scariest thing ever! I only went to support my hair dresser who is a drag queen, keep them haircut discounts flowing. I was only there for about 20 minuets but I did end up getting totally wasted at a str8 bar across the street from the drag show. wow! such a gross display of testosterone overloaded men trying to get on anything with a set of tits. Ive never heard the word "dude" so many times in my life. Being there made me glad to be gay. So then after the bars closed down we took a field trip to the porn store which is always fun once in a while. I like the lady who worked there, she was about 5'10" and 300lbs, and she was wearing a shirt that said "It aint gonna suck itself." Here's to you porn store lady!