When I become the old cat lady
I will have 12 cats their names will be-
1-Mister-This will have to be a male cat possibly black and white so that he looks fancy & polished
2-Stoopid-This could be male or female but it must be multi-colored and always in trouble
3-Fresh-This would have to be a male-while or solid black short haired so that it looks sleek and cool
4-Russ-Male also but super sweet, this is the one that always wants to be cuddled and rubbed
5-Burns-gotta be orange, dark orange and full of attitude like garfield
6-Hero-Male also, probably white with blue eyes that sparkle so you never quite know what he will get into
7-Buddy-Calico-calm and considerate that is always there when you need a purr from a friend
8-Lady- Female...duh...yellow and white.... long haired and sassy I mean really she has to deal with all these male cats
9-Killer-Male, black, medium haired and kind of rugged looking a bit of a hard ass if need be
10-Drinkie-Male or Female, mixed colors of orange, yellow and black that is completely hilarious and always bumping into things
11-Duckie-Male- the quiet guy in the corner with light yellow hair and that is a little shy and has the hots for Lady
12-Wonderful-Male or Female-Gray and always helps you find the silver lining and just weasels his/her way into your heart
Then I will have to get at least four more and name them
Ringo-HAS to be black and white splotchy-kinda resembling the print of a cow
Paul-slightly conservative and a bit controlling but always around watching out for the others
George- quiet, gray tabby, low key and will come around on those days that completely suck ass and give you a nuzzle
John-Vibrate colors, orange, yellow, tan, brown and black- ALWAYS causing trouble and making sure the gang has fun
Hummm thinking this over maybe I should become the old fish lady the new place could get kinda crowded with all those cats, but somehow "the old fish lady" sounds a little smelly or gross or something