I'll show you sutenus!
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In July I helped pepperkat hide a body (-173 points). In February I put gum in paintmeamovie's hair (-12 points). Last Wednesday I set butterflybelle's puppy on fire (-66 points). Last Tuesday I gave orange_retard a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). In April I committed genocide... Sorry about that, doubtingsilver (-5000 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-5256 points). For Christmas I deserve to be dipped in honey and thrown to the gaymos!
Sincerely,
satidra
I think doubtingsilver would only be upset over the genocide because he couldn't help.