Office Hours, Thursday

[satedan_soldier]

Ronon was in his office, working on that final thing that still didn't mean a fight to the death, and eating warm flatbread. No, it didn't matter that he didn't know where it came from since it tasted good. The door was open and he was the opposite of busy

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[missed_the_gate]

Blame his small bunny eyes or that John was feeling a little hungover for why he hopped inside Ronon's office and not Anakin's.

John noticed the difference right away and sort of froze, not sure if he should scurry out or be polite.

[satedan_soldier]

Ronon wasn't sure he'd ever get used to the wandering animals he wasn't allowed to kill, but then, who'd miss a little bunny like that? Keen eyes stalked the animal as it seemed to pause just inside the door.

A stapler streaked across the room and slammed into the door, shutting off the bunny's escape.

[missed_the_gate]

Oh shit, John thought, furry feet scurrying to hop across the floor in search of shelter under the desk.

[satedan_soldier]

The bunny was quick, but Ronon was quicker. In an instant, he'd leaped the desk and reached out to snatch the bunny by the neck.

[missed_the_gate]

And he'd grabbed someone by the neck, only instead of a bunny he'd caught a very naked boy who was screaming suddenly in a rather high pitched manner.

This happened when you went four days without speaking. Or so John would claim.

[satedan_soldier]

"The hell?" Ronon tossed the boy to the ground as he quickly let go of his choke hold. Really, John needed no excuse for being high-pitched. He'd been lucky to still be breathing.

[missed_the_gate]

"Just great!" John muttered crankily beneath his breath, wishing there was some hole he could crawl into right about now. "Of course I couldn't have woken up human this morning in a warm bed with my girlfriend, but no, that would lack embarrassment or indecent exposure in public charges and Fandom can't allow that!"

[satedan_soldier]

It hadn't taken Ronon more than a moment to recognize the naked boy. Meaning he was busy laughing his ass off while John flailed and ranted on the floor.

"And I thought you turning into a bug was weird," Ronon managed through his laughter.

[missed_the_gate]

John glared up at the teacher who continued shaking with amusement. "Bug? Do I even want to know? No, I've got a better idea, how about you get me some clothes so I can get out of here?" And maybe retain some dignity.

[satedan_soldier]

"Sorry, don't got anything," Ronon replied with a low chuckle. Ignore the long, brown, fringed coat hanging on the back of his chair.

[missed_the_gate]

"Well I'm not going out there," John's arm shot out in the direction of the door, "without clothes!" He was feeling particularly shrill and freaked out. Pardon the whine.

[satedan_soldier]

"I'd tell ya not to get your panties in a bunch, but..." Ronon raised an eyebrow and burst into another bout of laughter.

[missed_the_gate]

"Just, go find me something to wear!" John shouted, voice more of a whine than anything else.

[satedan_soldier]

As entertaining as it was to hear that tone, Ronon preferred when John whined at other people. With a wave of his hand, Ronon headed out into the hallway, failing at shutting the door behind him.

Maybe that was on purpose.