responsibilities!
When I got up at about 9.30am my sister was still up, which she shouldn't have been as she's on nights. I made the mistake of going into the computer room and was bombarded with wedding stuff! She was on the internet looking for ideas for dresses and places to hold the reception. I, being bridesmaid and her slave 'till the wedding in October, have been given the task of helping her choose the actual wedding dress and bridesmaid dresses, how our hair should be styled, make-up, accessories, giving my best judgement on the venues, people to invite and where we will get our pampering done;i.e. facials, manicures, pedicures, hair removal and tanning the week running up to the wedding. And just when I thought It was safe to sigh and grumble she said "Oh, and don't forget to organise the hen night too. Night night!" and closed her bedroom door. MEEE?! I'm not sure I could organise a piss-up in a brewery! I guess it will be fun though. Any ideas?
Made the dinner again, a bit earlier tonight, we had it eaten by 6.pm anyway. I made a speciallity banana+honey yoghurt smoothie, love 'em! Z said "It's too nice an evening to be sitting in the house, I'm going up to the driving range..wanna go?" I'm like, "golf?" Yes, that's what he meant. So we went up to the range and all the flash cars and SUV's were parked up. Now I'd played football, soccer, netball and all sorts but this was a whole new ball game (badum-tss!). For a start, the darn clubs are so long it's hard to control where they're gonna hit. So after a quick lesson from Z I stood and took my swing like a pendulum. I felt like a pro..until I saw where the ball went- about 90 degrees to my left, under a big net that had been put up to prevent flying balls hitting other golfers, bounced up to a crowd of people, narrowly missing one boy. So I hid, then pretended like it wasn't me, I teed up another ball and tried not to let it happen again! Great fun, I could've stayed there all night.
While we're on golf:
A woman was out golfing one day when she hit her ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes". The woman released the frog and the frog said "Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes - that whatever you wish for, your husband will get ten times more or better". The woman said that would be ok, and for her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world. The frog warned her, "You realise that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis, that women will flock to". The women replied, "That would be ok because I will be the most beautiful woman and he only has eyes for me". So KAZAM -She is the most beautiful woman in the world. For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world and he will be ten times richer than you.The woman said, "That will be ok because what is mine is his and what is his is mine". So KAZAM, she is the richest woman in the world. The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd like a very mild heart attack". -THE MORAL OF THIS STORY : WOMEN ARE CLEVER BITCHES. DO NOT MESS WITH THEM!!!!!!!
I like that moral! I'm one of 'em. Teehee.
until tomorrow.. ciaozers