[ TWO ; voice ]

[satanswrath]

What a mess ...

[ She sounds eerily pleased despite this, charmed even, if not slightly sarcastic ]

Must you be so romantic, my love? But I suppose no work is too dirty. After all- [ There's a pause, then a slightly strained sound followed by a dreamy sigh ] -there's nothing I wouldn't do for you ... including this.

[ A hard thud; the sound

Comments

[haunting//invisible to the living] 1/? oh lmf here we go

[scales_shed]

[haunting//invisible to the living] 2/? he's going to need thearpy after this you know

[scales_shed]

[haunting//invisible to the living] 3/6 Naruto better be coming to save his ass

[scales_shed]

No.

[haunting//invisible to the living] 4/6 srsly though.

[scales_shed]

Put. Me. Down.

[haunting//invisible to the living] 5/6 aaaaaaaaa

[scales_shed]

I'll fucking kill you.

[haunting//invisible to the living] 6/7 jk lol

[scales_shed]

...

[haunting//invisible to the living] 7/7 done now promise lmf

[scales_shed]

Fuck.

| invisible to the living; o hi

[sealedcurse]

--y'know, there's something really blackly funny about us standin' here yelling at her while she keeps hauling your body around like a potato sack ...

Once you get past the part where the bitch is gonna try stealing all our bodies and if she gets any of 'em we're all in deep shit, anyway.

| invisible to the living; :| hi

[scales_shed]

There is nothing funny about this.

| invisible to the living; sup

[sealedcurse]

Naruto'll stop her, I'm sure.

... it could be worse, y'know.

| invisible to the living;

[hiryuuou]

Do you have to say it like that?

-What the hell is this bitch doing?

| invisible to the living; lmf pms? sry

[scales_shed]

Tch. I think she's just trying to piss me off more.

Hell if I know. She's taking the dead bodies to someone. And I want her to get her hands the fuck away from my body

| invisible to the living; voice

[hiryuuou]

Wonderful.

| invisible to the living; oh god what is this

[sealedcurse]

If she's anything like Orochimaru, she's probably gonna at least consider finding some way to control 'em, now that their old owners ain't around. Anyone with half a brain can figure out Sasuke, at least, has a body worth examining, at least.

[please say that wasn't a leer. please -- gd it anko.]

At least she's not going to have sex with any of them first.

[horrified and quiet:] I hope.

| invisible to the living; 1/2 OH MY GOD

[hiryuuou]

...What.

| invisible to the living;

[hiryuuou]

-I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.

[STATIC.]