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Dear Friends,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but our socks don't match. I think I realized it when I tripped on peanut butter, in your car and I saw you sit on the elephant in the corner.
I'm sure you're melancholy enough to understand that you need to shave your eyebrows.
I'm returning your car to you, but I'll keep your left ear and right shoe as a memory.
You should also know that I told in my confession today about the moose poaching and our friendship is ruined.
Go Milk A Cow,
SJC
I don't really know how to tell you this, but our socks don't match. I think I realized it when I tripped on peanut butter, in your car and I saw you sit on the elephant in the corner.
I'm sure you're melancholy enough to understand that you need to shave your eyebrows.
I'm returning your car to you, but I'll keep your left ear and right shoe as a memory.
You should also know that I told in my confession today about the moose poaching and our friendship is ruined.
Go Milk A Cow,
SJC