Jan 05, 2009 16:59
Eat more sausages.
I feel this will be greatly aided by purchase of more sausages, or visiting of 'Sausage pubs', ie: pubs which serve a variety of sausages.
This week I have pork and apple sausages.
Alternatively, I could rename all food items as sausages, and then everything I eat will be sausages. I have however been informed that renaming of things needs approval from a mystical sausage government, whose existance I am not aware of.