Jan 24, 2006 10:43
Guess What? I'm going to see DANE MOTHERFUCKING COOK!!!! are you going? if your not, fuckin sucks for you...haha i dont even care. i dont even LIKE jelly. i'm so fucking excited i could piss myself. i dont know how i'm going to be able to hold out until april, he is one sexy man... lol laura said were going to splooge in our undies, so i said maybe we should bring a few pairs... or a pad... then i was thinking that if he does the skit about naming his kids and he does the "i said no cookies rrrrrr" i think i'll fucking piss myself. i just wanted to state that. anyways. dane cook i love you. and any of u fuckerst that aren't going, i'll be sure to let u know all about it....
SU FI OUT!