I'm baaaaaaack!!!!!

[satans_angel696]

hello peoples. im back i bet you all missed me. i missed you all too... lol nah i really did

Comments

[gimpishfiend]

when is a fairy not a fairy?

when she's got her head down an elf's pants.

because then, she's a goblin.

[satans_angel696]

hahahahahaha! thats amusing. so true.
and i love your icon its so cool!!!
xxx

[gimpishfiend]

What's got 3 wheels, a beak and lives in a tree?

A bird. (I lied about the wheels).

[satans_angel696]

hahaha. good times. you're lame.. hahahahaha
hahaha a bird. who is this. whoever you are. you're cool ima add you as a friend.
xxx

My name is Ash... and I .... am a slave

[gimpishfiend]

this is my BOOMSTICK!

no no, seriously... add me. do it. good work.

im trashed. fuck yeh.

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[satans_angel696]

lol... er ok

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[gimpishfiend]

Whats got two legs and bleeds alot?

Half a dog.

Re: My name is Ash... and I .... am a slave

[satans_angel696]

lol. i got no jokes, im blank

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[gimpishfiend]

This girl walks into a bar and takes a seat next this bloke sitting at a table. She introduces herself, "Hi, I'm Carmen. Because I like Cars and men!" She giggles to herself.

He replies, "Hi Carmen, I'm Beershag."

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[satans_angel696]

haha.
What's the only animal with an asshole in the middle of its back?

A police horse.

Re: My name is Ash... and I .... am a slave

[satans_angel696]

What do you call a musician without a girlfriend?

Homeless.

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[satans_angel696]

What two words will clear out a men's changing room quicker than anything else?

Nice dick!