exhibit a:
(and b)
this is mine. good riddance, '96 camry!
suddenly, my car does not look like the wrong end of dog. it accelerates when I push the gas. I can merge on the freeway. it feels like bizarro world. I LOVE YOU, BIZARRO!
(except the bizarro insurance, she says, clutching her ass and whimpering.)
additionally, I have a three-day weekend. thanks to all of those people who died so I can eat steaks and get drunk by a pool in the sun. :D