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DUCK!! Lol. I had a blast this past weekend. I went to see Rocky Horror Picture Show again! OMG! Everytime I go there its always a blast and there is always something new. It was a small crowd this time since the last one I went to was the Halloween show. I was one of the few in the crowd ( I think there was at least 30 people in the theatre). My friend Katy and I were just yelling and carrying on. Some 16-year old virgins kept on looking at us (see, what I really want to do is to take all the 16 year olds that go to this show, KICK THEM OUT! They have no idea what they are doing. They are sheep and they go just to fit in. BULLSHIT!! U are outweighed and you should be taken out like a white man at the Apollo.) Ok...I feel better.
The show started and Katy, my buddy Daniel (aka Super Queer) and I were just going on..We thought we would see the Clockwork Orange trailer (which I wanna see) and run around the whole theatre but we didn't. WE SAW THE GOD DAMN CABBAGE PATCH MUSIC VIDEO!! ARE YOU KIDDING ME? YOU WANT ME TO LOSE WHAT I'VE ALREADY ATTAINED IN MY BRAIN? YOU ARE REALLY PUSHING IT! Anyways..we took the Transylvanian Oath and 'popped the cherries' of the 4, 18-and-over virgins on stage. The show started and we started with our shout outs of the movie. Katy and I made a new one. While Frank N Furter is singing 'I'll make you a man", me and Katy switched the words around like "i'll make you a fag, just like Super Queer!" and we pointed at my friend Daniel. He was soo touched, I thought he would cry right there ( he didn't). We still went on with the show. I got a couple of pictures of a friend of Daniel's named Rodney (riff raff) it was pretty cool. I also got a picture with 'eddie' and I got to talk to 'columbia'. Pretty cool. I want to join the cast of that show, I think it would be awesome. I think Daniel got to talk to a guy that gets the whole cast assebled or something. That's fucking awesome!
Next....Sunday. We didn't get a chance to pass out until 6 am but we had a blast! Then we got up around 12 and got everything packed. As we were heading home, (katy was driving), we got pulled over by a cop. He said we were going 68 in a 60.. (Bullshit!! We were going 70...JUST LIKE YOU!!) I apologize. Anyways...we got pulled over, he asked us to hand our licenses over....ALL OF THEM! and i was like, "what i wasn't driving". We did, and he was "calling us in" seeing if we had any warents. OMG! I started lauging. Now, if I got pulled over by a cop I would start crying, but this time i didn't. It wasn't my car and i wasn't driving...I'm good there. He asked us where we are all going and we told him, back to ISU, and he said ok. After like 10 minutes, he called Katy out of the car to his. He believed that we were smoking POT. POT??? are you kidding me. There was no pot in the car. BTW....I can't stand the smell and it makes me sick, so why would I smoke pot? Come on!! OH!! also...HE DIDN'T ASK FOR THE REGISTRATION. HE WAS ON A WARPATH OR SOMETHING!
She said no, and he was like "if i was to search you, you wouldn't have anything on you" she searched her pockets. She pulled out a half smoked ciggarette and a tampon. A FREAKING TAMPON!! LIKE HE THINKS THAT WE WOULD SMOKE POT THROUGH A TAMPON. IT PROBABLY HAS BEEN DONE, BUT WE AREN'T THAT SMART! So...anyways we got away with a warning and headed back to ISU. We were laughing the whole way there.
So that was my fulfilled weekend. I had a fun time with Daniel and Katy. A lot of other stuff happened but its like 8:30 am and I don't have the capacity to remember everything right now. I just hope that I can go back and see Rocky again; maybe this time no 16 year old bitches and maybe I won't get pulled over for the idea of I was smokin pot in my car, lol.
Ohh.....I'll leave with these words:
DUCK!!! DUCK !!! Llama Llama DUCK!!!