Mr. Bouma Vs. GOD
"And when i have spent my wrath apon them, then they shall know that I, Lord, Have spoken in my zeal." Ezekial, 15:13.
So, that means that like when God is being wrathful towards you, he's just trying to talk to you, right? Like, he could make some rapist guy stab you to death and that would be his way of saying "howdy."
This being the case, God must love Mr. Bouma. I mean, seriously, first his house and all his cars burnt to the ground, and Senior Boom-Boom was just like "I think God saved my life." Even though his god was the one who burnt it down, and now he ruptured his akelis playing Basketball and was gone all week. I feel so bad for him. I mean, he has nothing but faith in a God who is either a major jackass who is compensating for something by being wrathful, or doesn't exist. And when he gets back, I bet he'll say that it was a message from God. I wish Mister Boom-Boom would open his eyes. He is a scary rapist man, but he is a nice man. I hope he gets all better and stuff. Stupid God. Ur an asshole.
So, that means that like when God is being wrathful towards you, he's just trying to talk to you, right? Like, he could make some rapist guy stab you to death and that would be his way of saying "howdy."
This being the case, God must love Mr. Bouma. I mean, seriously, first his house and all his cars burnt to the ground, and Senior Boom-Boom was just like "I think God saved my life." Even though his god was the one who burnt it down, and now he ruptured his akelis playing Basketball and was gone all week. I feel so bad for him. I mean, he has nothing but faith in a God who is either a major jackass who is compensating for something by being wrathful, or doesn't exist. And when he gets back, I bet he'll say that it was a message from God. I wish Mister Boom-Boom would open his eyes. He is a scary rapist man, but he is a nice man. I hope he gets all better and stuff. Stupid God. Ur an asshole.