My my my, so many additions
Farrah, daaaaarling. You will be staying in my private quarters. Oh, and Bosley has a mission for you: Do whatever I ask of you.
Ahhh, welcome Ed. I've gone ahead and assigned you to do 2 jobs. Why? Because you never held a real job when you were alive, that's why. You'll be melting gold down at the smelter, as well as providing your best financial advice to potential souls to be claimed.
David.....wow man, just wow. That was impressive. Not since Michael Hutchens has someone gone out with such...interesting...behaviour. I'm not sure what to do with you yet. Go to your quarters while I figure it out...oh, and no sex games for a while, eh?
Aaaand of course, Michael. I've been waiting on you. Yes, yes I know--the mortals are all so sad to see you dead and gone, they all state the obligatory RIP and say how much you'll be missed. I think you'll find that I'm not quite so forgiving, however. You see, I remember what you really were: A lying, pedophyllic scumbag who never paid his bills, had to be sued every time anyone extended you any services without pre-payment, and thought that just because he could sing that it made everything else he did OK. That might have worked on the mortals, Mikey, but I'll have none of it here. You think your voice could get high before during one of your "yee ee hoo" things you did every song? Just you wait...what I've got planned for you is gonna take you to untold new heights. You make for an interesting case study, seeing as how if it was one of those mortals crying about how you died too soon that had gone and raped a bunch of young boys, the rest of them would have delivered that person to me on a platter, but I've long ago resigned myself to the fact that understanding human hypocrisy is a lost cause.
Wait, there's one missing off the register. Where's Perez Hilton? I specifically requested him this week. What? What do you mean the Peas fucked up and didn't finish the job? God dammit, those assholes can't do anything right! Geez, this is what I get for trying to do the world a FAVOUR. Idiots. I should have known not to trust a band who releases a single containing the lyrics "I'm so 2008 and you're so 2000 and late".....halfway through 2009. Fuck, if you want something done right...
Ahhh, welcome Ed. I've gone ahead and assigned you to do 2 jobs. Why? Because you never held a real job when you were alive, that's why. You'll be melting gold down at the smelter, as well as providing your best financial advice to potential souls to be claimed.
David.....wow man, just wow. That was impressive. Not since Michael Hutchens has someone gone out with such...interesting...behaviour. I'm not sure what to do with you yet. Go to your quarters while I figure it out...oh, and no sex games for a while, eh?
Aaaand of course, Michael. I've been waiting on you. Yes, yes I know--the mortals are all so sad to see you dead and gone, they all state the obligatory RIP and say how much you'll be missed. I think you'll find that I'm not quite so forgiving, however. You see, I remember what you really were: A lying, pedophyllic scumbag who never paid his bills, had to be sued every time anyone extended you any services without pre-payment, and thought that just because he could sing that it made everything else he did OK. That might have worked on the mortals, Mikey, but I'll have none of it here. You think your voice could get high before during one of your "yee ee hoo" things you did every song? Just you wait...what I've got planned for you is gonna take you to untold new heights. You make for an interesting case study, seeing as how if it was one of those mortals crying about how you died too soon that had gone and raped a bunch of young boys, the rest of them would have delivered that person to me on a platter, but I've long ago resigned myself to the fact that understanding human hypocrisy is a lost cause.
Wait, there's one missing off the register. Where's Perez Hilton? I specifically requested him this week. What? What do you mean the Peas fucked up and didn't finish the job? God dammit, those assholes can't do anything right! Geez, this is what I get for trying to do the world a FAVOUR. Idiots. I should have known not to trust a band who releases a single containing the lyrics "I'm so 2008 and you're so 2000 and late".....halfway through 2009. Fuck, if you want something done right...