Come on down!
Psst, Hey Liz?
Yes, Master?
Do you remember how when I gave you that contract so your hideous fashions would become huge and get women out of the kitchen baking pies for their men?
Of course, Master
Do you remember how I stood by you in spite of the outcry from the guys talking about how unfair it was? And do you recall how all I asked in return was for some good fashion advice, and you sold Me 3 of these man-purses...or murses...or whatever the hell they are...claiming they were gonna be all the rage?
Yeah, I remember that...
So you remember how I showed up with one of those things at the last Academy Awards and got laughed at by Carrot Top...CARROT TOP?!"
I never could have predicted, Mast..
*SMITE*
Take that, bitch. Least this god damn purse is good for holding my rod.
Yes, Master?
Do you remember how when I gave you that contract so your hideous fashions would become huge and get women out of the kitchen baking pies for their men?
Of course, Master
Do you remember how I stood by you in spite of the outcry from the guys talking about how unfair it was? And do you recall how all I asked in return was for some good fashion advice, and you sold Me 3 of these man-purses...or murses...or whatever the hell they are...claiming they were gonna be all the rage?
Yeah, I remember that...
So you remember how I showed up with one of those things at the last Academy Awards and got laughed at by Carrot Top...CARROT TOP?!"
I never could have predicted, Mast..
*SMITE*
Take that, bitch. Least this god damn purse is good for holding my rod.