My letter to God's Mailbag
Dear God,
Coming back to Livejournal makes the Baby Jesus cry....
Tell him to shut the fuck up, or put a pillow over his head, or imitate some of Your creations and drown him in a bathtub or something so the rest of us deities can get some sleep!
What? Don't you mortals go looking at me like that...it's not like he hasn't already snuffed the little bastard once before already.
Incosiderate neighbors. Yeesh.
Coming back to Livejournal makes the Baby Jesus cry....
Tell him to shut the fuck up, or put a pillow over his head, or imitate some of Your creations and drown him in a bathtub or something so the rest of us deities can get some sleep!
What? Don't you mortals go looking at me like that...it's not like he hasn't already snuffed the little bastard once before already.
Incosiderate neighbors. Yeesh.