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satan_dot_com

How did I know this would happen?

Jun 03, 2003 09:19

I pop back into America, and who starts sending me messages?

( Why, it's everyone's most hated deity, of course )

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ablanda June 3 2003, 14:29:00 UTC

Satan, this is a little off-topic, but you've blown me off at your e-mail address and we've been wondering for weeks:

Does Martha Stewart have an anal sphincter? If so, does she fart?

Inquiring minds really want to know!

satan_dot_com June 6 2003, 07:52:33 UTC

I haven't blown you off, hon. Truly I haven't! I've actually been blowing EVERYONE off, in a way.. I'm like 30 letters behind on the mailbag. Hell, madshrubbery sent me one like 2 months ago I haven't even answered yet!

ablanda June 6 2003, 14:46:51 UTC

Very clever! Now I know you know the answer...what do you want in return for answering the question? I'm a natural blonde...

Re: satan_dot_com June 6 2003, 14:47:35 UTC

I dunno, I think the blue sorta suits ya

ablanda June 7 2003, 11:28:40 UTC

Thanks, but red looks good in me too...oops, I mean on me.

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