if ur reading this ur wasting ur time
if ur still reading this our wasting your time even more and should be shot for even reading this after i told you not to read anymore. well now that the fairies have left me alone i can eat some dog treats....oh god help me im so bored and i have nothing better to do at night than post an entry of nothingness. well so there was this guy and he walked into a bar, then we was all "w/e, that'll still be five dollars officer" and i was all "hey now dont take that tone with me pritty lady" then that pritty kitties pranced and lived happily ever after. or so u thought...untill whammo i hit them with my car, NOOOOOOOOOOO NOT U KITTY!!!! ill kill u, u son of a bitch how dare u run over my kittens ill cut ur throat with this here baseball bat...well ill give u a really bad splinter on this here toothpick so there mwahahahahhaa. if you are still reading this u really have nothing better to do and r pretty much on the same lvl of the human scale as i. ok now to get serious. VDs, or Venereal Diseases, r easily contracted and can cause major sexual complications. Si senorita dame tus pantelones o mato tu gato. mmm...babies. if i had 5 bux for everytime i heard that i would be a fiveanaire cuz i just head it now so thats 5 bux. neener neener wanny dweeeeeeeeeeeee. just a lil guitar riff for ur listening pleasure. yo ho yo ho a pirates life for me. i wonder how long this could go on for. oh well this is getting bored but i still have nothing better to do. noones IMing me and since they rnt im gonna give u everyone who is online and not IMing me so u can IM them and piss them off...lets see...hmm...ya that involves too much thinking of remembering names then typing them and i just dont have it in me at this point in my ooh look at the pretty colors on the tv hehe i like pritty things. so the other day i flew this pirate kite and it went into this tree and i had to run around this persons yard to try and get it out but it wouldnt come out so i had to set it on fire. but then i just burned the rope and it came out easy so it was spared...for now. only two days still school starts. oh how i loath school, i'll make it pay one day. u'll see one day ull show up at school and it wont be there and ull kno who did it. ok maybe i dont want u to kno that it was me cuz then i would go to jail for calling my alien friends to vaporize the school with their ray guns. *fumbles around coat pocket for flashy thingy* ok now look at the birdy *puts on sunglasses and turns on neurolizer* *blinding flash ensues* now u were eating dinner with two leprachauns and a donkey showed up and ate it hahahahaha. twas good fun. please dont hurt him hes my friend. no he isnt u lie u dirty whore. well im tired im out bye. oh ya...eat lasagna. and ask me 3 q's or w/e it is iunno i forgot it was on carlis look at it if u needs the rules or, ok im confused wut was i doing...mmm...dog treats