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[sasugay]

Some stupid ass saggy old bitch tried to drown me yesterday, no joke. She was too fat to actually swim I guess, so when I went in to drag her nasty self out of the wrinkle-infested pool, she clung to my head and started wailing.

Word of advice: Don't come to the YMNA if you can't swim. I will kill you.

Comments

[lovely_kunoichi]

That's really gross

[sasugay]

You, on the other hand, should come more often.

[lovely_kunoichi]

Saskue-kun, are you implying I need to work out more? Are you saying I'm getting fat?

[sasugay]

I'm a lifeguard, not a weights trainer.

[lovely_kunoichi]

True...we'll see. I do like swimming, and its' good exercise.

[sasugay]

Good.

[lovely_kunoichi]

Although, I wouldn't wnat to distract you from your work. I'll only fake drown once or twice

[sasugay]

Anything would be a welcome change.