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[sasugay]

Mom came back but... not dad? I wonder why. At least I can go back to eating real food. And maybe my idiot brother will stop calling every 5 seconds. Jesus, he's such a retard sometimes.

That said, I haven't actually hung out with anyone in awhile. Work, school, not even over vacation. Naruto, retard II, let's do something.

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[mommy_uchiha]

*kisses your cheek and ruffles your hair* Sasuke, darling...I really apologize for leaving Daddy behind. D: I should probably call him up later to see where he is.

Now, Sasuke. I don't like name-calling, you know that. Besides, I'm sure you love your brother just as much as he loves you. Which is a lot, so don't start mumbling.

Ooh, Naruto! Bring that sexy beast to the house whenever you can! I'll be ready! *is excited*

[ramenfetish]

Hi, Mrs. Uchiha~♥ *winks*

Dude, Sasuke, your mom's got it going on.

[mommy_uchiha]

*drops cooking pan and speaks seductivevly* ...Why, hello, Naruto ♥ ...what're you doing here? Did you come to study with Sasuke?

*naughtily runs finger down Naruto's chest* ...I know, hun. Care to do something about it?

[sasugay]

Stay away from my mom.

[mommy_uchiha]

D: That's rude, Sasuke!

[sasugay]

Mom, please. Don't have sex with my friends.

[mommy_uchiha]

D: Not sex...at least, not yet - damn! Naruto's hawt...what about foreplay? ^_^