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[sastin]

It's really not fair that Billy got to sex up Orlando's navel and I was stuck smiling and waving and looking at Elijah's like an ass. I also didn't get to make out/molest/harass/grope or sex any of my costars along the way. Orlando, on the other hand, seemed to make out just fine. Jesus. Where's the fun in that? It's like when you walk down the

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[c_parker]

You are clearly advertising. What are you trying to say?

[johnny_depp_]

GAYGAYGAYGAYGAY!ALLTHEWAY!

*exits stage*

[sastin]

How incredibly observant...

[johnny_depp_]

*taps head* I'm bright!

[sastin]

That I want to have mad sex with Elijah. What are you trying to say?

[c_parker]

Wishes are like horses. Don't hold your breath waiting.

[johnny_depp_]

Can't.Stop.Laughing.

It would be fair to point out that this isn't an insult directed at Sean Astin. But god, you're so right.

[c_parker]

This is a tangent. I mean, last I checked Elijah was "resolutely straight," yeah?

[johnny_depp_]

Resolutely heterosexual. Which is different because it has the word sexual in it, apparently... I think I may have read your last comment wrongly. Too much caffeine.

[c_parker]

Caffeine, Johnny? You are clearly living on the edge. What's next? Red Bull? No-Doze? Mountain Dew? Jolt Cola?

[johnny_depp_]

Always! You are corruptive ;)

[carla_gallo]

didn't the 2 of you have any "hobbit humping" going on on set? I mean...2 guys, almost alone for what could almost be a long time... I can see how that would be a very tempting situation