strange old man
So I drank way too much last night. 7 shots of Jaeger and 1 gin and tonic left me sleeping in too late. I was hauling ass to work while chatting to my friend and as I get out of the car someone is walking up to me. This guy was in his late 50's, stocky, plump, big burly beard with lot's of grey. And he starts talking to me when I am obviously on the phone. He says the following. "I saw you...I saw you in my rear view mirror....that smile in my rear view mirror. I had to talk to you! If your not married I need you to call me." At this point he hands me a piece of a brown paper bag with his name and number in pencil. WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!? Granted this guy has some serious balls for approaching me but what did he really think was going to happen!? That was my first human interaction today...and I'm pretty sure I am still drunk. ugh...I feel like shit!!!