i'm a procrastinator deluxe
THE WHATS
1. My dad: is the least serious most serious person you will ever meet.
2. Never in my life: have i gotten in a fight.
3. The one person who can drive me nuts, but then can always manage to make me smile: is to remain nameless.
4. High School: was a crock.
6. My first real love: was a crock.
7. If I were to get married right now my bridesmaids/groomsmen would be: my sisters, doi.
8. I talk to my ex: as infrequently as i can manage.
9. When I was 5: i had barely moved to fresno.
10. Last Christmas I: was surfing. in maui.
11. When I turn my head left: i see my sideyard.
12. When I turn my head right: i see my dad's desk and the rest of the backyard.
13. The craziest Family Event was: family reunion in atlanta in 1992. it does get hotter than a hootchie cootchie on the chatahoochie.
14. If I was a character on Friends I'd be: written off.
15. By this time next year I'll be: most likely in this same exact spot.
16. My favorite day is: christmas eve.
17. I have a hard time understanding: the meaning of life. and math.
18. One time at: work, a homeless guy asked me if i was a mermaid.
19. You know I "like" you if: i blush when you talk to me.
20. If I won an award, the first person (people) I'd thank would be: my parents.
21. Take my advice: because i'm, like, really smart.
22. My ideal breakfast is: hash browns, omelette with veggies and cheese, coffee and fresh squeezed orange juice. yummy.
23. If you visit my hometown: you will cruise by laci peterson's house.
24. If you spend the night at my house: you'll sleep in my bed. and i'll sleep on the couch. 'cause that's how i roll.
25. I'd stop my wedding if: ... no, by the time the wedding rolls around, i wouldn't stop it.
26. The world could do without: illiteracy.
27. I'd rather have: a bowl of tortilla soup.
28. My favorite blonde is: dom, every other month.
29. Paper clips are more useful than: black eyes?
30. If I do anything well, it is: getting other people to "laugh with [me]."
31. And by the way: I LOVE FRESHMEN!
32. The last time I laughed: was when my asst manager called my coworker "elizabitch" to her face... on accident.
33. The animals I would like to see flying besides birds are: DINOSAURS!
34. I shouldn't be: so obsessive.
35. Once, at a bar: i met some really good friends.
36. Last night: i worked.
37. There's this girl I know who(m): got pregnant, got it adopted, then eloped.
38. A better name for me would be: just becca.
39. When I go back to school I'll: try hard to get a good GPA.
40. Next time I go to church: will be on sunday.
1. My dad: is the least serious most serious person you will ever meet.
2. Never in my life: have i gotten in a fight.
3. The one person who can drive me nuts, but then can always manage to make me smile: is to remain nameless.
4. High School: was a crock.
6. My first real love: was a crock.
7. If I were to get married right now my bridesmaids/groomsmen would be: my sisters, doi.
8. I talk to my ex: as infrequently as i can manage.
9. When I was 5: i had barely moved to fresno.
10. Last Christmas I: was surfing. in maui.
11. When I turn my head left: i see my sideyard.
12. When I turn my head right: i see my dad's desk and the rest of the backyard.
13. The craziest Family Event was: family reunion in atlanta in 1992. it does get hotter than a hootchie cootchie on the chatahoochie.
14. If I was a character on Friends I'd be: written off.
15. By this time next year I'll be: most likely in this same exact spot.
16. My favorite day is: christmas eve.
17. I have a hard time understanding: the meaning of life. and math.
18. One time at: work, a homeless guy asked me if i was a mermaid.
19. You know I "like" you if: i blush when you talk to me.
20. If I won an award, the first person (people) I'd thank would be: my parents.
21. Take my advice: because i'm, like, really smart.
22. My ideal breakfast is: hash browns, omelette with veggies and cheese, coffee and fresh squeezed orange juice. yummy.
23. If you visit my hometown: you will cruise by laci peterson's house.
24. If you spend the night at my house: you'll sleep in my bed. and i'll sleep on the couch. 'cause that's how i roll.
25. I'd stop my wedding if: ... no, by the time the wedding rolls around, i wouldn't stop it.
26. The world could do without: illiteracy.
27. I'd rather have: a bowl of tortilla soup.
28. My favorite blonde is: dom, every other month.
29. Paper clips are more useful than: black eyes?
30. If I do anything well, it is: getting other people to "laugh with [me]."
31. And by the way: I LOVE FRESHMEN!
32. The last time I laughed: was when my asst manager called my coworker "elizabitch" to her face... on accident.
33. The animals I would like to see flying besides birds are: DINOSAURS!
34. I shouldn't be: so obsessive.
35. Once, at a bar: i met some really good friends.
36. Last night: i worked.
37. There's this girl I know who(m): got pregnant, got it adopted, then eloped.
38. A better name for me would be: just becca.
39. When I go back to school I'll: try hard to get a good GPA.
40. Next time I go to church: will be on sunday.