Holy crap Batman!

Jul 24, 2008 01:00

I'm cleaning out my computer, cause apparently when you cant sleep it's the cool thing to do. Anyway, Im discarding a bunch of programs I never use. Going through different programs and deleting things I dont need....when I came across this.....

Now, I almost spit my Pepsi out as I read this.

It was dated: 6.25.05

Jesy made a entry for all of her friends, but I decided since I dont have anything today--I am going to try to make a list of ALL of our inside jokes.

SO before you click the link, just remember you will probably look at Jesy and me from no on very strange. I know most of you do that already, but even more so--if you try to decode all of this.



Mmmbop, omg it's a real dog, *yawn* Penny and me, do you like california?, yellow ducks in the middle of intersections, monapogo, random trips to pittsburg to see ron, "the palace", "was that more of ric than you ever needed to see?", chasing away 15 year olds from the F-Ups, HOLY SHIT you were at the last show-Travis, i'm jackie chan bitch., Are we drunk yet?, 53 miles outside Indiana, If this was 1965 it'd be different, but it's not so dont even try it hippie., I've lost circulation in something somewhere, I wish you could get inside me and feel this, This is good rowing music, It's like Bop it, We'll just drift, WATER HAS HILLS, motel 6, STUPID DAYS INN in Naperville, Little mermaid, g.p.i.c is rockstars, picrave, stupid jew, jello shots in detroit, jello wrestling, "you want pot out of me?", why the hell is the scrapbook outlet closed, o ya it's easter., going to our hotel in Vegas-in style, if you see Britney? Cocktails, eatnpark, I'd give you anything, anything, running around the mall as Avril plays in the center of it, Pointy and RJ, RJ's brother's band, Andrew WK afterparty, Eddie telling us when the Ataris were going to be doing a radio interview, calling you during Evanescence, bull riding in vegas, nachos everywhere-thanks to NHOI, Does your necklace say John?, the new guy in NHOI fingering your tattoo, Chris and I are going to have babies-since I was able to supply him with a lighter, swizzle tree undies, drinking at the odeon with Trendy and some of Sugarcult, oldies, acoustic private shows for you an i under the night sky in cleveland, why is it always a full moon when we see LBC?, yellowcard being sweethearts before they became famous and became dicks, disco inferno, Canopy, "hey Jesy, there is Andrew", Nick of Mest, suburban curse, 30 miles outside chicago, too much metal for you, "taco bell", SHREK ears, homies, Chris and Aaron from Army of Freshmen, “red team-go.”, “black team-go.”, kissing Stubhy, “Stephanie don’t let me kiss him. FUCK.” Harry Potter, Britney is registered at the hotel under the name of “Janet Jackson”, dancing the night away with 2 gay men, neopets, beer bear and jack cat, good luck care bear, how many ribbons did we see between here and Urbana, hot boys making out with each other (on more than 1 occasion) ie: Ryan and Brad and Matt and Adam, CELERY, bands breaking up only days after we left there concert early, lebron james has the hiv, Stone Cold Creamery, eminem lights, happy bunny, bet you’d never thought you’d see my face this close to your best friends crotch, handicap bathrooms, stromboli has the best malls, lean on me and we’ll be ok, watching Adult Swim, astroturf, do you like the internet?, good people in christ, stalkers at concerts, why does this rift sound familiar-o because they stole it from NIN, that building is really pretty-o wait it’s a tree, joe singing about pirates, joe calling you telling you to call him back right now, cause he didnt want to call the front desk to find out what day of the month it was, joe signing Jesy’s boob, CHICKS DIG SCARS, pretty pink ranch dipping sauce, A Cinderella story, FINALLY seeing Atmosphere, a certain wrestlers tattoo, chuck from simple plan running past us 987526985 times, making out with random band guys from Big D and the Kids Table, the Mexican border, uranus, surprising bursts, *points to wrist*, peanut, In this diary, Somewhere down on Fullerton *RUN*, can I have your autograph, guest listed, Paris and Nicole, guns N roses, upper or lower Wacker?, mushroom stamp on your ass, stupid groupie sluts not liking us because we are hot-and they’re not, pigs aka oatbran, arguing with Travis for a few hours about getting in the car and going to the hotel outside the Agora, and then he rode with that drunk guy with pizza, NINJAS!, kids singing christmas carols over the loud speaker, the green tomato, mongolian bbq, big fun, slot rocket, your metal spork, busse in a dress, blood drops, fucking you while Kevin slept, getting hit on at Mcdonalds because we played neopets, I'll go down in history for opening a door-Divinci, “do you want some shrooms or pills" WITH A COP STANDING LIKE 3 INCHES FROM US. "Matt? Adam?"--Adult Swim. (ya you know what kiss my ass adult swim), Tom Bodett woke Jesy and I up this morning. (he is the official spokesperson for Motel6, Ghandi is alive. Just go to the gas station next to motel 6 at like midnight in Paladine, Secruity Guard at Navy Pier. Asshole to us and then asked if he could take us to Hawaii. He was an UGLY man. But we said sure, "LET ME SEE THOSE HANDS!", Sledriding. sled hits ground, you hit ground, sled hits you in head., THE RAPTOR, hyena laughter, Wendy’s on 8Mile, Maroon team, mikey wearing my hat, Stubhy stealin my hat style at the 21+ show

It's so weird to look back at that. It doesn't appear that I ever actually finished this when I started to write it, but I'm glad I did save it.
A lot of those memories I remember like yesterday. I can tell you what was going on, where we were, why or how it got to that situation, who was there, and some even what I was wearing at the time. Some I cannot remember what the hell I was talking about, but I know Jesy and I would have had a laugh about it some time ago.

Thats the great thing about memories isnt it? Being able to re-live parts of your life that you may or may not have forgotten.
Man, I really miss some of those times. Some of the people mentioned -- but three years later all of that has changed. A lot of those people I havent seen in years. Some of those people (including Jesy) are married now. SOME HAVE KIDS!!!!!!!! Most of the bands mentioned have broke up by now. A lot of those places don't exsist anymore (example: The Odeon)
You know...I can still add more things to that list right now at this moment from those times.

I hope Jesy is able to catch this entry. She has a shit ton of friends on here and I'm sure she's still rather busy from the wedding and getting home from her honeymoon. I may mention it to her, just to laugh about old times and to hope I can kidnap her sometime so we can expierence new times. <3
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