Well this is SOOOOOO ironic
Maybe nice guys finish last, but in the race they're running they're chasing after whores and the sluts and the easy-targets.. the nice girls are waiting at the finish line with water and towels and a congratulatory hug (and yes, if she's a nice girl and she likes you, the sweatiness probly won't matter), hoping against hope that maybe you'll realize that they're the ones that you want at the end of the silly race.
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It's funny that this came from the one person I dislike the most right now.