We Should Totally Be TV People
Cara: Oh! Monk and Veronica Mars should join up
Cara: That'd be the best second season opener EVER
Trace: Omg. TOtally!
Cara: She'd be trying to be stealthy and he'd be wiping all the lockpicking tools
Trace: he could clean up her messes and help with her homework.
Cara: And she could teach him to just be cool, man
Trace: he'd have been all, the screw is tampered with- LOOK IN THE CLOSET BEHIND YOU
Cara: And...and then Logan could drug him and leave him at a party and MAYHEM
Trace: heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Cara: Heee. The second season mystery would be Where Did Monk's Pants Go?
Trace: And Duncan can have a chat with him- "I have mental problems, too"
Cara: 'I sometimes act like a log. Or I go crazy!' and then he starts spinning his arms around really fast and chasing after Monk and Veronica stands in the corner and tapes it
Trace: oh god. brilliant/
Cara: We should write to the guy who does VM. He totally emails his fans back
Cara: Maybe not if he thinks they're insane, though
Trace: And then Duncan can go into a seizure and wake up from a coma and have poooowers.
Trace: and go on Dead Zone.
Cara: And it'll turn out that Wallace is one of the 4400, come back to save everyone from themselves
Trace: Oh I can SO see that though.
Trace: And then when Ice-T dies, Weevil can be the new Narc cop on Law and Order. I think I moved to a different network, though.
Cara: Well. Repeats
Cara: And then he can call Veronica in to help on special cases and it'd be like the circle of life
Trace: Oooh but Monk cannot help with SVU
Cara: No, but Veronica can get all contemplative and be like 'I remember when I was ra-uhm...dru-...yeah, I don't know'
Trace: Haha. And her dad does puppy eyes.
Cara: And he's all 'When you were WHAT?' and she's like 'Ice cream for everybody!' and then they all have a 60's beach movie style dance party
Cara: Where Veronica learns to surf and starts dating Logan again. Except now he's calling himself Moondoggie
Trace: Fucking awesome man. She's like, "Johnny! Dance with me!" and grabs him and he's like WHOOSH and sees season one and he says, Veronica, you need to be one of those television people.
Cara: But she says 'Alas, no, I must be a detective. Or marry one of my rich exes. I have like, twenty three now'
Trace: Dude, yeah.
Cara: 'Their parents keep trying to kill me. Or they tell their son that we're brother and sister. EVERY time'
Cara: Which will meld into something like that South Park two-parter where you're trying to figure out who Cartman's dad is
Trace: Oh. I like how I accused you of drinking blood in a Subway and you denied it and then we went about our errand as usual. That was fucking beautiful.
Cara: Haha. Well, I already figured everyone thought we were gay
Cara: Might as well be freaky gay
Cara: That'd be the best second season opener EVER
Trace: Omg. TOtally!
Cara: She'd be trying to be stealthy and he'd be wiping all the lockpicking tools
Trace: he could clean up her messes and help with her homework.
Cara: And she could teach him to just be cool, man
Trace: he'd have been all, the screw is tampered with- LOOK IN THE CLOSET BEHIND YOU
Cara: And...and then Logan could drug him and leave him at a party and MAYHEM
Trace: heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Cara: Heee. The second season mystery would be Where Did Monk's Pants Go?
Trace: And Duncan can have a chat with him- "I have mental problems, too"
Cara: 'I sometimes act like a log. Or I go crazy!' and then he starts spinning his arms around really fast and chasing after Monk and Veronica stands in the corner and tapes it
Trace: oh god. brilliant/
Cara: We should write to the guy who does VM. He totally emails his fans back
Cara: Maybe not if he thinks they're insane, though
Trace: And then Duncan can go into a seizure and wake up from a coma and have poooowers.
Trace: and go on Dead Zone.
Cara: And it'll turn out that Wallace is one of the 4400, come back to save everyone from themselves
Trace: Oh I can SO see that though.
Trace: And then when Ice-T dies, Weevil can be the new Narc cop on Law and Order. I think I moved to a different network, though.
Cara: Well. Repeats
Cara: And then he can call Veronica in to help on special cases and it'd be like the circle of life
Trace: Oooh but Monk cannot help with SVU
Cara: No, but Veronica can get all contemplative and be like 'I remember when I was ra-uhm...dru-...yeah, I don't know'
Trace: Haha. And her dad does puppy eyes.
Cara: And he's all 'When you were WHAT?' and she's like 'Ice cream for everybody!' and then they all have a 60's beach movie style dance party
Cara: Where Veronica learns to surf and starts dating Logan again. Except now he's calling himself Moondoggie
Trace: Fucking awesome man. She's like, "Johnny! Dance with me!" and grabs him and he's like WHOOSH and sees season one and he says, Veronica, you need to be one of those television people.
Cara: But she says 'Alas, no, I must be a detective. Or marry one of my rich exes. I have like, twenty three now'
Trace: Dude, yeah.
Cara: 'Their parents keep trying to kill me. Or they tell their son that we're brother and sister. EVERY time'
Cara: Which will meld into something like that South Park two-parter where you're trying to figure out who Cartman's dad is
Trace: Oh. I like how I accused you of drinking blood in a Subway and you denied it and then we went about our errand as usual. That was fucking beautiful.
Cara: Haha. Well, I already figured everyone thought we were gay
Cara: Might as well be freaky gay