I'm sorry it came to this...

[13chapters]

...but maybe I needed to be a little more specific. The following people will, unfortunately, be banned from future comm exchanges if they don't contact me to tell me that they need either a pinch hitter or an extension before the end of the day (Pacific time; UTC +8).

bubblypies
lexhibition
hrtslkths
jblankbluth

Ugghhhh I hate having to be an asshole. BUT. Fun stuff is planned for TOMORROW. \o/ Yay, I love fun stuff!