Fall is in motherfucker!
Now THIS is the kind of weather I love. It’s only 4:30 and its already getting all dark and gloomy. The wind is blowing the weak little summer trees around and it looks like any moment now it’s gonna rain.
Don’t get me wrong, the sun is cool (actually it’s hot, HA! Get it?) It’s just not my thing. Maybe it’s ‘cause I’m part bat, part zombie. I like it all dark and quiet, and I love to eat brains.
You can’t burrow up in your bed and read when it’s nice outside, you feel guilty or something, some asshole is always like “ooh but its so nice outside!” I’m sorry, but cuddling up in blankets, pretending to watch a movie but I’m actually napping with the window open, and the shades closed, in the rain and wind is my favorite thing ever. Cant do that in the sun now can ya?
A lot of stuff has happen to me in the last 7 months that I almost feel guilty that I’m not writing it all down. I mean, when I die, what are they gonna pull from to make my autobiographical Lifetime Original movie? They can just wing it, as long as they cast Ashlee Simpson to play me and Jean Smart to play my mamma, fucking love Jean Smart.
Don’t get me wrong, the sun is cool (actually it’s hot, HA! Get it?) It’s just not my thing. Maybe it’s ‘cause I’m part bat, part zombie. I like it all dark and quiet, and I love to eat brains.
You can’t burrow up in your bed and read when it’s nice outside, you feel guilty or something, some asshole is always like “ooh but its so nice outside!” I’m sorry, but cuddling up in blankets, pretending to watch a movie but I’m actually napping with the window open, and the shades closed, in the rain and wind is my favorite thing ever. Cant do that in the sun now can ya?
A lot of stuff has happen to me in the last 7 months that I almost feel guilty that I’m not writing it all down. I mean, when I die, what are they gonna pull from to make my autobiographical Lifetime Original movie? They can just wing it, as long as they cast Ashlee Simpson to play me and Jean Smart to play my mamma, fucking love Jean Smart.