I have an illness.

[sassy7cassy]

I own:

1 WAHM (work at home mom-made) mei tai
1 WAMH wrap
1 Maya sling
could soon own 1 Didymos if the coop price is right

I have:

0 children

BUT I LOVE THEM ALL SO MUCH.  I DO have the kids I nanny for, so I'm not a total nut.