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The Sassiest Comment Fic/Art Meme EVER!
May 12, 2012 11:02
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Fill: Sam/Castiel, Death and Taxes (PG-13)
anonymous
May 15 2012, 03:28:18 UTC
OP, this is a short fill that I hope would inspire some better writers to fill your brilliant prompt. :D
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"Hi, I'm Sam, it's an honor to meet the number one holy accountant in haven."
"You are not what I expected."
"Oh, don't let the hair fool you, I invented 8 out of 10 corporate tax loopholes. You. on the other hand, is exactly what I imagined."
"You were imagining me? is this a flirtation?"
"... Do you want it to be?"
***
"This person, Susie May Thomson, why was she hell bound?"
"Hum... let's see... spelling bee champion, chess club... ah! Satan worshiper! Here, see?"
"Listening to Nicki Minaj doesn't count, Sam."
"Oh yes it does, she's one of Crowley's proudest invention."
"I need to alert Balthazar of that."
***
"So, Cas, how did you get into soul accounting? are the benefit package good in heaven?"
"We don't benefit packages, well, except a millennial free pass to the garden, but that's it."
"Whao, then why in heavens did you do it?"
"Being able to gingerly touch souls is reward enough for me."
"Dude, creepy."
***
"Sam, look at these entries doesn't belong to this year, I think that's why you have inflated numbers."
"Why not? they did lose their soul this year."
"No, Sam, you record them on the year of their death, so these go under account receivable instead."
"Fine, I swear to your dad that Santorum gang always give me grief!"
***
"So, you wanna get some toss salad afterwards?"
"I'm an angel you ass!"
"No! I don't mean it as an euphemism, I mean actual salad."
"What's toss salad an euphemism for?"
"Rimming."
"That's acceptable, let's do that."
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Re: Fill: Sam/Castiel, Death and Taxes (PG-13)
sassy_minimod
May 15 2012, 03:35:23 UTC
LOL!!! tagged! thank you very much for the fill!
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Re: Fill: Sam/Castiel, Death and Taxes (PG-13)
anonymous
May 15 2012, 16:43:27 UTC
OP here. I'm so glad you filled this! You made me smile.
"Being able to gingerly touch souls is reward enough for me."
"Dude, creepy."
LOL!
And I loved the ending.
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***
"Hi, I'm Sam, it's an honor to meet the number one holy accountant in haven."
"You are not what I expected."
"Oh, don't let the hair fool you, I invented 8 out of 10 corporate tax loopholes. You. on the other hand, is exactly what I imagined."
"You were imagining me? is this a flirtation?"
"... Do you want it to be?"
***
"This person, Susie May Thomson, why was she hell bound?"
"Hum... let's see... spelling bee champion, chess club... ah! Satan worshiper! Here, see?"
"Listening to Nicki Minaj doesn't count, Sam."
"Oh yes it does, she's one of Crowley's proudest invention."
"I need to alert Balthazar of that."
***
"So, Cas, how did you get into soul accounting? are the benefit package good in heaven?"
"We don't benefit packages, well, except a millennial free pass to the garden, but that's it."
"Whao, then why in heavens did you do it?"
"Being able to gingerly touch souls is reward enough for me."
"Dude, creepy."
***
"Sam, look at these entries doesn't belong to this year, I think that's why you have inflated numbers."
"Why not? they did lose their soul this year."
"No, Sam, you record them on the year of their death, so these go under account receivable instead."
"Fine, I swear to your dad that Santorum gang always give me grief!"
***
"So, you wanna get some toss salad afterwards?"
"I'm an angel you ass!"
"No! I don't mean it as an euphemism, I mean actual salad."
"What's toss salad an euphemism for?"
"Rimming."
"That's acceptable, let's do that."
Reply
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"Being able to gingerly touch souls is reward enough for me."
"Dude, creepy."
LOL!
And I loved the ending.
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