The way kids think...
So I went over to the neighbors house the other day. He is also a good friend of mine and my son goes over to since he likes playing with my friends step-son. My buddy is painting some little lead (ok so they aren't lead anymore, I still call them lead, dela with it) soldiers for "flames of war".
Son: Looks at them and says "cool, how many do you have Uncle Paul?"
Paul: Oh, about 300 Russians.
Son: "Well, do you have any that stand still?"
Paul and I burst out laughing and my son was happy that he made us guffaw.
/cheers!
-Dave