The final weeks of the semester have me in a frenzy. I am cooking so bad thanks to those glorious two and a half weeks of hell. The reprecussions have yet to settle, and seem to be having a domino affect in every chapter of me101.
Does my existence even serve a purpose outside of shading the little people?
Lets play a game... I'll say some words and you guess what the story is..
Concert, Ex, Anger GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Stuff On Floor Either Cat Food Or Cat Shit
LODI, NJ-The moist, brownish pile on the Gehrke living-room floor is either cat food or cat shit, sources reported Monday. "If I had to guess, I'd say it's cat food," said Lydia Gehrke, 44, staring at the mystery heap. "But the way Oscar's been digesting lately, cat shit is definitely a possibility, too." Though a long shot, Gehrke noted that it could also be cat vomit. "Whatever it is," she said, "it involves the cat."
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