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So coffee was discovered by this ethiopian goat keeper who noticed his goats returned to their pens very chirper after each days routine grazing. So the ethiopian goat keeper followed his goats and tried the beans they were munching on.... and thats how coffee was born!
Yay for plant science!
I also learned....
when you eat this:
and the yellow corn coating gets caught in your teeth.. it hurts because its a bad ass cell wall.
However sometimes parts of the corn get caught in your teeth... and you cant detect them because they are soft and smooth like the inside of your mouth.
These are the corn embryos...
Nothing beats going to the ladies room to pick the embryos out of your teeth.
I'm writing a song for open mic called "isn't it ionic", a tune about the close knit relationship of love chemistry and irony.
After all... I'm just a special K with only one valence electron available to give away to that luck fella with seven.
and then we can have eight.
and it will be great.
I will not date a Carbon along with three other Hydrogen inflated airheads.
I tried bonding with Cl because he seemingly had but one open space in his valence level, but I guess he's not looking for special K....maybe he wants someone to steal his electrons away and kick him in the neutrons.
Thats right... I am a fucking nerd.