Do you bite your thumb at US...sir??
Ok well I guess just to clarify the events that took place on Sunday....
and to adjust some rumors...!
I was driving out of the parking garage at the mall, and I was on the third floor where the main entrance is to the movies. These skater looking long haired mall punks are walking like right in front of my car and Im like are they going to get out of the way, what is going on so im like staring them down and when they do move out of the way by about .3 centimeters Jimmy puts his middle finger up to my window and like hits the glass with his middle finger.....
One of the guys yells FUCK YOU!!! I kid you not, Jimmy throws his seatbelt off (it almost hit me, well maybe it did), jumps out of the car and confronts the guy and is like "what'd you say man?" and this kid like 16 or 17 gets in Jimmy's face and is like I said fuck you. Jimmy pushes him back the kid swings on him, totally misses and jimmy puts him in like a head lock and knocks his teeth in (this is what im watching from my rearview mirror!) Im YELLING "Baby Get in the Car, lets go!!" Thinking that mall security is going to come and probably take him to jail for beating up a minor.
ok ok so the kid hits jimmy in the head (which he said it didnt hurt at all. haha) and so he throws him on the ground and pulls his head back with the dude's hair as hard as he can and he said that he was so close to just throwing his head into the concrete a couple of times but there was seriously like a big crowd and as jimmy is getting up and walking back to the car this older dude is like if you guys dont quit it im goin to call the cops. And Jimmy is all like call the cops im just trying to get this guy off of me. Oh yeah and when he was walking to the car the kid tries to pull jimmy's shirt off of him and later we joked that "I guess the kid thought it was a hockey fight.?!?!"
Well it was awesome and despite the fact that one of jimmy's plugs went flying and his ear lobe got torn when his shirt tried coming off. It was really funny.
Thats probably all you need to know and NO his earlobe didnt get split and he
didnt make anyone bite the curb. haha. kbye