A Big Day to Learn

Aug 26, 2009 03:13

A Big Day to Learn.
Genre: Drabble.
Rating: G, pretty much.
Warnings: This is uh. Random drabble. And you should probably fear what me and the group have come up with at four in the morning... This one was probably five. xD
Summary: Monika and Ilgoon get down and funky with his disco stick, yo.



A Big Day To Lean

Monika stepped fleetingly out into the crunchy sunshine, and admired Ilgoon's hair. "Ah," she sighed, "That's a long sight."

Ilgoon climbed off the condom and walked deliciously across the grass to greet his lover. Monika patted Ilgoon on the finger and then tried to rub him sexually, but without success.

"That's all right," Ilgoon said. "We can try again later."

"I'm just not steamy," Monika. "Not as steamy as the time we leaned on Ilgoon's disco stick."

Ilgoon nodded erotically. "We were jewish back in those days."

"Our legs were younger, and we had a lot more fun with them," Monika said. "Everything seems sexy and kinky when you're young."

"Of course," Ilgoon said. "But now we're hard, we can still have fun. If we go about it lovingly."

"Lovingly?" Monika said . "But how?"

"With this," Ilgoon said and held out a delicious vibrating dildo. "Just take that with some water and in half an hour, you'll be ready to lean."

Monika swallowed the vibrating dildo at once and sure enough, in half an hour, they were able to rub lovingly. They rubbed like an Ilgoon! whore. Three times.

And then the neighbour told them to get off his lawn.
 

one shot, drabble, fic, crack

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