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Apparently, all clams are happy. So happy, in fact, that they have a reputation for their plethora of happiness. This clam-level of happiness seems to make those who have it - particularly the clams - so euphoric, so ecstatic, so fulfilled with joy, so bursting with the wondrous feelings of Clam, that it has caused the world as a whole to notice. Woe be to the Sad Clam!