Grrrr!!!!
Okay. Look. It's not like I'm going to go outside and then never come back. (I mean, I'm not dumb - I know where my food is.) I KNOW it aggrevates and worries you when I run outside, especially at night 'cause you can't see my lush dark fur in the midnight shadows, and all that jazz. But it's not my fault that you have yet to figure out how fast I can be when I can sense that the screen door is opening!!
It's not like I don't luv you, my Human. I luv you, I luv Will-Yam, I luv Pinky the Mouse, I luv Mum, I love Terri-Yan, I even luv biting your SellPhone when it makes that obnoxious sound that hurts my ears.
I promise I will not (sigh) get Run Over By A Car, Eaten By A Hawk, Beat Up By Tough Street Kitties, DrownDed In The Lake, or Stolen By A Movie Casting Agent Looking For The Perfect Cat.
But that's all besides the point.
It's spring. SPRING, I tell you.
That is prime cat time to eat grass, sniff flowers, and get back at those CHEEKY squirrels and stupid CHIRPY birds for torturing me all winter through the Win-Doh. Do you not understand???
LET ME OUUUUUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!
Please????
...
Fine. FINE.
Then don't complain if I continue to boycott
this unfairness By sleeping ALL DAY LONG.
It's not like I don't luv you, my Human. I luv you, I luv Will-Yam, I luv Pinky the Mouse, I luv Mum, I love Terri-Yan, I even luv biting your SellPhone when it makes that obnoxious sound that hurts my ears.
I promise I will not (sigh) get Run Over By A Car, Eaten By A Hawk, Beat Up By Tough Street Kitties, DrownDed In The Lake, or Stolen By A Movie Casting Agent Looking For The Perfect Cat.
But that's all besides the point.
It's spring. SPRING, I tell you.
That is prime cat time to eat grass, sniff flowers, and get back at those CHEEKY squirrels and stupid CHIRPY birds for torturing me all winter through the Win-Doh. Do you not understand???
LET ME OUUUUUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!
Please????
...
Fine. FINE.
Then don't complain if I continue to boycott
this unfairness By sleeping ALL DAY LONG.