NOT AGAIN!
THE GIANT LOUD SUCKING MONSTER HAS RETURNED.
What is this, a plague of them or something?? What is going on?? I mean, there I was, minding my own business, trying to get Pinky The Mouse out from under the sofa, when the Stupid Thing invaded MY territory once again, took away my Territorial Furball Markings ONCE AGAIN, and HURT MY EARS.
Yes, my ears were ringing almost as badly as when those Radiohead People send Music Messages to my Human through the Stare-Ee-Yo.
I am now boycotting my Human and Will-Yam and any of their Human associates for the rest of the evening. I am staying up in the loft, where I can properly glare at everyone from the top of the room, thank you very much.
SOMETHING MUST BE DONE ABOUT THE GIANT LOUD SUCKING MONSTER.
Your day will come, Giant Loud Sucking Monster.
Oh, yes.
It will.
What is this, a plague of them or something?? What is going on?? I mean, there I was, minding my own business, trying to get Pinky The Mouse out from under the sofa, when the Stupid Thing invaded MY territory once again, took away my Territorial Furball Markings ONCE AGAIN, and HURT MY EARS.
Yes, my ears were ringing almost as badly as when those Radiohead People send Music Messages to my Human through the Stare-Ee-Yo.
I am now boycotting my Human and Will-Yam and any of their Human associates for the rest of the evening. I am staying up in the loft, where I can properly glare at everyone from the top of the room, thank you very much.
SOMETHING MUST BE DONE ABOUT THE GIANT LOUD SUCKING MONSTER.
Your day will come, Giant Loud Sucking Monster.
Oh, yes.
It will.