It's BACK!!!
I am irritated today!! I thought that the Giant Loud Sucking Monster was gone once and for all - it died over a month ago, and I have been so happy, although my Human was not enjoying the dusty carpet as much as I was. But yesterday, my Human came home after being gone allll day, and I was right in the middle of doing my usual Look-I'm-Cute-Give-Me-Treats-From-The-Grocery-Store Dance - and then, SUDDENLY, out of nowhere, there IT was, the stupid thing...
A NEW LOUD SUCKING MONSTER!!
Granted, this one is much smaller, so perhaps I will have an easier time intimidating it, but it also seems much louder and stronger. This sucks. (No pun intended.)
I made my Protest known by sleeping directly under the nice warm Lamp, blocking the light so that my Human could not see to read her book. That'll show her.
A NEW LOUD SUCKING MONSTER!!
Granted, this one is much smaller, so perhaps I will have an easier time intimidating it, but it also seems much louder and stronger. This sucks. (No pun intended.)
I made my Protest known by sleeping directly under the nice warm Lamp, blocking the light so that my Human could not see to read her book. That'll show her.