hehe i saw this and about peed my pantz

Jul 20, 2005 02:30

You know you're CyBeR-gOtH when you...................

You go to the hardware store to get new outfits ideas.
You dig thru the trash behind electronic stores to get parts for your clothing or hair.
You and your friends don't remember what real hair feels or looks like anymore.
You get all your outfit ideas from sci-fi movies.
People with metal detectors have to ask you to leave.
The Dj gets pissed off everytime you walk by the booth because your electronics screws up his system.
Your boots increases your size by a foot.
You'll repay admiision to get back into a night club because you left your goggles in the car again.
You knock over little kids at the toy store to get that toy with the lights on it.
You keep stealing your little brother's toy laser gun.
You keep stealing your older brother's ski goggles.
Anything that works on elecetricty in your house fears you.
You don't have a jewrely box, you have a work bench.
You fear rain due to the possiblity of shock.
You get pissed off when they run out of batteries at your nearby store.
You feel it is not an acessory unless there is a battery involved.
You see anime as a form of fashion show.
Cartoons give you ideas for hair colors.
You spend the majority of your "get ready" time on the device that you will wear.
You can't decide which goggles to wear for the evening.
You get upset for not getting the perfect spot under the blacklight.
Movies show a gadget that doesn't really exist yet, but you still have to have it.
You have more electronics on you then the Dj has in his/her booth.
You refer to your new clothing as "up-grades".
You decide on a new hairstyle and head for the workshop with your toolbox
You get on to your shoes rather than put them on
Kids cross roads with you in the dark to feel safer
People who have never been to a goth club refer to you as a raver....
You must see all the new sci-fi movies to see new clothing lines.
Everyone looks at you first when the power goes out at the club
Your only tattoo is a bar code.
You get jealousy about the fact that pets have the chip implant option and you don't.
the local spooky-kids call YOU a freak
you have wet-dreams about synthesizers rather than nightmares
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