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dear May,
if you do not cut this out immediately i will be forced to karate chop you in your hypothetical neck. so far you are full of circle geometry and melancholyness and stupidity of myself and i don't like it one bit. if you don't stop making my mother's voice do that thing where it gets high pitched and awful while she explains how i need to "stop being so foolish and go to university", the consequences will be dire. i mean it this time- i may have been all talk in my letters to both Hell Week and that one week in november, but i am dead serious. you are making me feel ill, but refuse to slow down for a second so that i can sleep and quit being so weird. to sum up- stop being a ridiculous jerk or feel my wrath.
hypothetical face-poundingly yours,
Kristin Slaney
P.S. i think this letter sounds much more cheerful than i ever intended it to. please don't be fooled by it.
if you do not cut this out immediately i will be forced to karate chop you in your hypothetical neck. so far you are full of circle geometry and melancholyness and stupidity of myself and i don't like it one bit. if you don't stop making my mother's voice do that thing where it gets high pitched and awful while she explains how i need to "stop being so foolish and go to university", the consequences will be dire. i mean it this time- i may have been all talk in my letters to both Hell Week and that one week in november, but i am dead serious. you are making me feel ill, but refuse to slow down for a second so that i can sleep and quit being so weird. to sum up- stop being a ridiculous jerk or feel my wrath.
hypothetical face-poundingly yours,
Kristin Slaney
P.S. i think this letter sounds much more cheerful than i ever intended it to. please don't be fooled by it.