Bits and Pieces VII
- Today, my mother called me "cheap." We got in another arguement over the outlet. I don't want to spend $75 to have an electrician modify one outlet just so I can get on the internet in the house. Anyway, we both agreed that we would split the cost of the modification. I am still cheap, however. I am damn proud of it, too.
- The weather in Maine FINALLY improved! For the month of May, this state had 22 consecutive days of rain and cold weather! It is sunny and bright outside. Good thing. My economy-sized bottle of anti-depressants was running low...
- I was reading an article about the hypocritical stance our illustrious president has taken on the issue of stem cell research. He keeps saying "I value a culture of life" when in the past three years America has been at war to annex Iraq from their oil, there have been over 1600 service member deaths. On top of that, there are at least 25,000 Iraqi deaths. That number could be as high as 100,000. Our president values lifeless embrios--embrios that will probably be thrown away--than he values the lives of living men and women who are parts of families. Fuck you, President Bush.
- Unusual things are happening to my penis. Nothing bad. I am overly-excited lately. I feel funny saying this, but I keep getting excited throughout the day. Moreso than usual. For example, I will wake up with "morning wood," like usual, and it will go down after about a minute. Then I get out of bed. Lately, I will wake up with a raging hard-on that does not go away until I walk downstairs. The other day I walked downstairs and I literally had a tent on the front of my crotch that did not go away until I walked into the kitchen. The only reason it did go away was because the thought of my mother seeing me fully aroused made Mr. Happy go back to sleep. I would masturbate to take care of this problem, but masturbation lost its fun decades ago. I haven't "cleaned the pipes" since I got out of the Marine Corps. I did, however, have that make-out session with Chris, so I can't say I haven't ejaculated at least once since April.
- Work at Hannaford is going really well. I think I aggrivated one of my bosses yesterday because I don't know the computer pricing codes. I have been working for two weeks, but I am still a trainee.
- The Legend of Zelda: The Windwaker is going pretty well. The game is awesome. I want to play it more, but I have work and house chores and sleep I have to manage.
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