My dream
This was the night before my horrid Multivariable calculus exam, excuse grammar and stuff, it was a dream I wrote it down as it was in my mind:
I was working for this company and we were essentially a warehouse but buried deep underground was a safe containing extremely valuable stuff, so I decided to steal it. So I went down the elevator and used my swipe card to get in first of all there was a robot defending it but I quickly outsmarted it and left it in the room next to the safe, then I went to open the safe but couldn't. So I started hacking it, and realised that the structure of the safe lock was very similar to a game I used to play but I just couldn't figure it out in time so I ran out. The boss just came in as I got out and I could hear him talking
"why is the robot here"
"hey why is the keyboard there"
and his side kick (who I disliked) said:
"don't worry.. we can just check the swipe card record"
So anyway I snuck out and went home. Next day I came in the boss asked me if I went to the safe. I was like "ohh err no", then I realised they knew my swipe card so i said "I went down to check out the robot"
he said.. "ohh ok.. no problems don't do it again"
almost straight away I went back down, got past the robot and cracked the safe. Inside the safe was a fridge and inside that was sausages, YES, sausages, with price tags on em.. like 450 dollars a kilo so I thought fuck it.. and stole em.
then I woke up
I was working for this company and we were essentially a warehouse but buried deep underground was a safe containing extremely valuable stuff, so I decided to steal it. So I went down the elevator and used my swipe card to get in first of all there was a robot defending it but I quickly outsmarted it and left it in the room next to the safe, then I went to open the safe but couldn't. So I started hacking it, and realised that the structure of the safe lock was very similar to a game I used to play but I just couldn't figure it out in time so I ran out. The boss just came in as I got out and I could hear him talking
"why is the robot here"
"hey why is the keyboard there"
and his side kick (who I disliked) said:
"don't worry.. we can just check the swipe card record"
So anyway I snuck out and went home. Next day I came in the boss asked me if I went to the safe. I was like "ohh err no", then I realised they knew my swipe card so i said "I went down to check out the robot"
he said.. "ohh ok.. no problems don't do it again"
almost straight away I went back down, got past the robot and cracked the safe. Inside the safe was a fridge and inside that was sausages, YES, sausages, with price tags on em.. like 450 dollars a kilo so I thought fuck it.. and stole em.
then I woke up