Oct 01, 2004 09:47
yaaaaaaaaaaay!! finally its the first of october.......man i know that last year and this year dayz and motnths go fast but this is ridiculous!!.i mean i cant even remember what happened in this month..oh well i guess we cant change that huh?... so anywayz i feel like going to spinneys and buying cooking stuff.....i mean those dayz when i used to cook every one was encouraging me to cook...it was fun.... i guess you wanna read my fan fiction huh? WELL HERE IT IS!!!
One sunny day Link was having a stroll with the Forest sage Saria. As we all know that Kokiri are forbidden to leave their home, but because Saria was the Forest sage she was able to leave the Kokiri forest with Hyrules greatest hero, Link.
At that time Princess Zelda, Princess of Hyrule, was sitting in her room quietly watching the citizens in the market and awaiting the arrival of her "dream boat"♡. Suddenly she stood up in the sight of Link laughing with Saria. Furiously she wears her cloak and marches down the stairs. On her way she bumps into Marth, whom had been visiting. " OH! I am terribly sorry my dear princess i had no idea!" Marth says as he helps her up. "Don't worry I'm fine" she says trying to keep herself calm. Marth thinks of an plan to win Zelda's heart and said" as an apology my dear Princess zelda, I shall escort you to dinner tonight. Will you accept my offer O beauteous one?" "No thank you Prince Marth-" "Call me Marth" he said interrupting. "Any ways" continues Zelda " I dont think that I'll be able to-" "OH I insist!!" Claims Marth. "But-" "please fair princess i insist". Zelda was growing impatient "but-" "oh no! don't worry it will be a pleasure to dine with such a beaut-" " WOULD YOU SHUT UP ALREADY?!! "shouts Princess Zelda. She left the palace leaving Marth stunned.
While Link and Saria were shopping Roy noticed them together. He stood there shocked thinking that the girl he loved so much is with this creep Link! He decided to teach link a lesson not to get his girl!...Link sat next to Saria on a bench near the church. At the same time Princess zelda and Roy walked up to them and full of anger! Roy shouted at link "And i thought you were a good friend! now you betrayed me and dated my girl!" "YOUR GIRL!??" Shouted zelda "SHE WENT OUT WITH MY LINK!" "WHAT?! NO WAY" Roy replied" he forced her to go out with him!". Roy and Zelda continued to argue giving a chance for Link and Saria to run away. They met marth whom was heartbroken about the way Zelda shouted at him.
Marth noticed link and knew at once why Zelda refused to dine with him. He stood in-front of link blocking his way and said "STOP!! in the name of justice!!" "WHA-?!" "I Marth will not allow you to steal my precious Zelda's heart!" "huh? but I-" Link said trying to make Marth understand."ah ah ah!! Quiet fool!!"he said interrupting Link " I shall not allow you to speak without permission!" "HEY-!" " NO, not-a-word!!. I know you want to create lousy excuses for-" Marth was quiet when he heard zelda's voice. She came running from the church and roy was far behind her "Marth?" Zelda said. Marth ran to her *slow motion with glitter* "Zeldaaaaaaaaaa♡" Marth said. "Hey it link!!" she said. Suddenly Zelda continues ignoring Marth letting Marth fall. Roy came running behind her " Hey you double crosser!! GET YOU MITTS OFF OF HER!!"
"Lets run" Link whispered to Saria" Quick get on my back" Saria jumped onto links back and he ran as fast as he could until they were out of the market. They reached Hyrule's lake and since it was getting dark it was a romantic place for couples <(>u< )> ~♡...Saria was still on Link's back. " phew" Link said looking at the lake " That was close eh Saria?".........there was a bit of silence...link turned his head terrified " S-Saria....?"....."Hi link-kun♡". It was Zelda instead of saria. "Chu♡" Zelda gave link a kiss on his cheek!! Link was soo shocked he dropped Zelda and jumped into the lake!
You might be wondering how that happened huh?...well while roy and zelda were arguing they came up with a plan, and that would be that Link would run away with Saria( who is actually zelda) and Roy would go out with the real Saria.
So back at the market Roy had a date with saria ( and she was quite happy actually). Zelda jumped into the lake searching for link. So they all lived happily ever after except for marth who committed suicide!(GOOD RID-DENS!!)
Thats about it really!..i hope you enjoyed it as much as I did myself...I'm starting a new fan fiction about the Mario brothers! So tune in next time (and if i have time inshalla i'll turn my Zelda fan fiction into a doujinshi)