Those low-sodium V8s taste like crap. Really.
I've got some important documents to work on and don't want to be distracted. Ergo, do not attempt communication with me today; it could result in bodily harm.
Honestly, are you stupid? It wasn't bad enough that you wore the same clothes, but you just had to post that 'we need to talk about last night' line and now everyone's gonna think we... y'know. Shit!
Nothing happened! This office is a friggin' rumor mill, what the hell!